You'll have to push forcefully on the stool when you take a dump and your hemorrhoids will drop Baby. I'm a connoisseur of prolapsed and hemorrhoided assholes. I specialize in roids. I love her asshole.Mmm.Mmm.Mmm...
OH BABY, I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO BE MARRIED TO YOU TILL MY DEATH! YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY AND I WANT YOU MORE THAN I'VE EVER WANTED ANYTHING IN MY LIFE!