God's honest truth. Years ago, I rubbed one out to this chick, and the first thing I did after unloading was check Tinder, and I had matched with her (I just scattershot that shit). I was like WTF So I messaged her using the name Ada and she's like how did you know who I am and I'm like welllll. Anyway, we talked about hooking up, but I got cold feet. She seemed cool but I was thinking how do I know you haven't done this with all your other fans One of the what ifs of my life.
